Decoded Geek Code

GEEK TYPE CODE [GCS/IT]

Geek of Computer Science, Geek of Information Technology.

GEEK DRESS CODE [d-]

I'm usually in jeans and a t-shirt.

GEEK SHAPE CODE [s:+]

I'm a little rounder than most.

GEEK AGE CODE [a--]

My age is 20-24.

GEEK COMPUTERS CODE [C++]

Computers are a large part of my existence. When I get up in the morning, the first thing I do is log myself in. I play games or mud on weekends, but still manage to stay off of academic probation.

GEEK UNIX CODE [ULB++++$]

I use GNU/Linux and BSD. I am the sysadmin. If you try and crack my machine don't be surprised if the municipal works department gets an "accidental" computer-generated order to start a new landfill on your front lawn or your quota is reduced to 4K. Getting paid for it!

GEEK PERL CODE [P@]

I know Perl exists, but that's all. But that varies...

GEEK GNU/LINUX CODE [L++++$]

I am a GNU/Linux wizard. I munch C code for breakfast and have enough room left over for a kernel debugging. I have so many patches installed that I lost track about ten versions ago. GNU/Linux newbies consider me a net.god. Getting paid for it!

GEEK EMACS CODE [E---(----)]

My tendencies on this issue range from: "Emacs sucks! vi forever!!!", to: "Emacs sucks! pico forever!!!"

GEEK WORLD WIDE WEB CODE [W++]

I have a homepage. I surf daily. My homepage is advertised in my .signature.

GEEK USENET CODE [N?]

Usenet? I don't even know what that is...

GEEK USENET ORACLE CODE [o--]

Who needs answers from a bunch of geeks anyhow?

GEEK KIBO CODE [K-]

I don't know who Kibo is.

GEEK MICROSOFT WINDOWS CODE [w+(--)]

My tendencies on this issue range from: "I have installed my own custom sounds, wallpaper, and screen savers so my PC walks and talks like a fun house. Oh yeah, I have a hundred TrueType(tm) fonts that I've installed but never used. I never lose Minesweeper and Solitaire", to: "MS Windows is a joke operating system. Hell, it's not even an operating system. NT is Not Tough enough for me either. 95 is how may times it will crash an hour."

GEEK MACINTOSH CODE [M@]

I use a Mac, but I'm pretty indifferent about it. But that varies...

GEEK VMS CODE [V?]

VMS? I don't even know what that is...

GEEK POLITICS & SOCIAL ISSUES CODE [PS@]

I really don't have an opinion; nobody's messing with my freedoms right now. But that varies...

GEEK POLITICS & ECONOMIC ISSUES CODE [PE++]

Keep the government off the backs of businesses. Deregulate as much as possible.

GEEK CYPHERPUNKS CODE [Y]

I'm pretty indifferent on the whole issue.

GEEK PGP CODE [PGP++(-)]

My tendencies on this issue range from: "I have the most recent version and use it regularly.", to: "I don't have anything to hide."

GEEK STAR TREK CODE [t-]

Maybe it is just me, but I have no idea what the big deal with Star Trek is. Perhaps I'm missing something but I just think it is bad drama.

GEEK BABYLON 5 CODE [5?]

Babylon 5? I don't even know what that is...

GEEK X FILES CODE [X++]

This is one of the better shows I've seen. I wish I'd taped everything from the start at SP, because I'm wearing out my EP tapes. I'll periodically debate online. I've Converted at least 5 people. I've gotten a YAXA.

GEEK ROLE-PLAYING CODE [R(-)]

My tendencies on this issue range from: "Role-Playing? That's just something to do to kill a Saturday afternoon.", to: "Gosh, what an utter waste of time!"

GEEK TELEVISION CODE [tv@]

I watch only the shows that are actually worthwhile, such as those found on PBS. But that varies...

GEEK BOOKS CODE [b++++]

I read a book a day. I have library cards in three states. I have discount cards from every major bookstore. I've ordered books from another country to get my Favorite Author Fix.

GEEK DILBERT CODE [DI+(++)]

My tendencies on this issue range from: "I read Dilbert daily, often understanding it.", to: "I work with people that act a lot like Dilbert and his boss."

GEEK DOOM CODE [D+@]

It's a fun, action game that is a nice diversion on a lazy afternoon. But that varies...

THE GEEK CODE [G]

I know what the geek code is and even did up this code.

GEEK EDUCATION CODE [e++]

Got a Baccalaureate degree.

GEEK HOUSING CODE [h*]

I'm not sure where I live anymore. This lab/workplace seems like home to me.

GEEK RELATIONSHIPS CODE [r(---)]

My tendencies on this issue range from: "I date periodically.", to: "I'm beginning to think that I'm a leper or something, the way people avoid me like the plague."

GEEK SEX CODE [y+]

Male. I've had real, live sex.


-----BEGIN GEEK CODE BLOCK-----
Version: 3.1
GCS/IT d- s:+ a-- C++ ULB++++$ P@ L++++$ E---(----) W++ N? o-- K- w+(--)
M@ V? PS@ PE++ Y PGP++(-) t- 5? X++ R(-) tv@ b++++ DI+(++) D+@ G e++ h*
r(---) y+
------END GEEK CODE BLOCK------

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