Decoded Geek Code

GEEK TYPE CODE [GIT$]

Geek of Information Technology Getting paid for it!.

GEEK DRESS CODE [d-(---@)]

My tendencies on this issue range from: "I'm usually in jeans and a t-shirt.", to: "Punk dresser, including, but not limited to, torn jeans and shirts, body piercings, and prominent tattoos. But that varies..."

GEEK SHAPE CODE [s++:--]

I'm a basketball candidate. I tend to have to fight against a strong breeze.

GEEK AGE CODE [a-->->>+>++>+++]

My age is 20-24. But someday I'd like to say: "My age is 25-29." But someday I'd like to say: "My age is 30-39." But someday I'd like to say: "My age is 40-49." But someday I'd like to say: "My age is 50-59." But someday I'd like to say: "My age is 60 and up."

GEEK COMPUTERS CODE [C++(+++)>++++$]

My tendencies on this issue range from: "Computers are a large part of my existence. When I get up in the morning, the first thing I do is log myself in. I play games or mud on weekends, but still manage to stay off of academic probation.", to: "You mean there is life outside of Internet? You're shittin' me! I haven't dragged myself to class in weeks." But someday I'd like to say: "I'll be first in line to get the new cybernetic interface installed into my skull. Getting paid for it!"

GEEK UNIX CODE [U?]

UNIX? I don't even know what that is...

GEEK PERL CODE [P]

I know Perl exists, but that's all.

GEEK GNU/LINUX CODE [L+]

I've managed to get GNU/Linux installed and even used it a few times. It seems like it is just another OS.

GEEK EMACS CODE [E?]

Emacs? I don't even know what that is...

GEEK WORLD WIDE WEB CODE [W++]

I have a homepage. I surf daily. My homepage is advertised in my .signature.

GEEK USENET CODE [N]

Usenet News? Sure, I read that once.

GEEK USENET ORACLE CODE [o?]

Usenet Oracle? I don't even know what that is...

GEEK KIBO CODE [K-]

I don't know who Kibo is.

GEEK MICROSOFT WINDOWS CODE [w+]

I have installed my own custom sounds, wallpaper, and screen savers so my PC walks and talks like a fun house. Oh yeah, I have a hundred TrueType(tm) fonts that I've installed but never used. I never lose Minesweeper and Solitaire

GEEK OS/2 CODE [O?]

OS/2? I don't even know what that is...

GEEK MACINTOSH CODE [M--]

Macs do more than suck. They make a user stupid by allowing them to use the system without knowing what they are doing. Mac weenies have lower IQs than the fuzz in my navel.

GEEK VMS CODE [V?]

VMS? I don't even know what that is...

GEEK POLITICS & SOCIAL ISSUES CODE [PS+>++]

My whole concept of liberalism is that nobody has the right to tell anybody else what to do, on either side of the political fence. If you don't like it, turn the bloody channel. But someday I'd like to say: "I give to liberal causes. I march for gay rights. I'm a card carrying member of the ACLU. Keep abortion safe and legal."

GEEK POLITICS & ECONOMIC ISSUES CODE [PE-]

It's ok to increase government spending, so we can help more poor people. Tax the rich! Cut the defense budget!

GEEK CYPHERPUNKS CODE [Y+]

I have an interest and concern in privacy issues, but in reality I am not really all that active or vocal.

GEEK PGP CODE [PGP-]

I don't have anything to hide.

GEEK STAR TREK CODE [t]

It's just another TV show.

GEEK BABYLON 5 CODE [5+]

Babylon 5 certainly presents a fresh perspective in the Sci-Fi universe. I watch it weekly.

GEEK X FILES CODE [X+]

I've Converted my family and watch the show when I remember. It's really kinda fun.

GEEK ROLE-PLAYING CODE [R]

Role-Playing? That's just something to do to kill a Saturday afternoon.

GEEK TELEVISION CODE [tv+]

I watch some tv every day.

GEEK BOOKS CODE [b+>+++]

I enjoy reading, but don't get the time very often. But someday I'd like to say: "I consume a few books a week as part of a staple diet."

GEEK DILBERT CODE [DI++]

I work with people that act a lot like Dilbert and his boss.

GEEK DOOM CODE [D]

I've played the game and I'm pretty indifferent.

THE GEEK CODE [G]

I know what the geek code is and even did up this code.

GEEK EDUCATION CODE [e++@]

Got a Baccalaureate degree. But that varies...

GEEK HOUSING CODE [h(--)]

My tendencies on this issue range from: "Friends come over to visit every once in a while to talk about Geek things. There is a place for them to sit.", to: "Living with one or more people who know nothing about being a Geek and refuse to watch Babylon 5."

GEEK RELATIONSHIPS CODE [r@]

I date periodically. But that varies...

GEEK SEX CODE [y+>*]

Male. I've had real, live sex. But someday I'd like to say: "I'm a pervert."


-----BEGIN GEEK CODE BLOCK-----
Version: 3.1
GIT$ d-(---@) s++:-- a-->->>+>++>+++ C++(+++)>++++$ U? P L+ E? W++ N o? K-
w+ O? M-- V? PS+>++ PE- Y+ PGP- t 5+ X+ R tv+ b+>+++ DI++ D G e++@ h(--)
r@ y+>*
------END GEEK CODE BLOCK------

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