Decoded Geek Code

GEEK TYPE CODE [GU]

Geek of Undecided.

GEEK DRESS CODE [d+(-)]

My tendencies on this issue range from: "Good leisure-wear. Slacks, button-shirt, etc. No jeans, tennis shoes, or t-shirts.", to: "I'm usually in jeans and a t-shirt."

GEEK SHAPE CODE [s++:]

I'm a basketball candidate.

GEEK AGE CODE [a---(?)>$]

My tendencies on this issue range from: "My age is 15-19.", to: "I am immortal." But someday I'd like to say: "Getting paid for it!"

GEEK COMPUTERS CODE [C++]

Computers are a large part of my existence. When I get up in the morning, the first thing I do is log myself in. I play games or mud on weekends, but still manage to stay off of academic probation.

GEEK UNIX CODE [UL]

I use GNU/Linux exclusively. I have a unix account to do my stuff in.

GEEK PERL CODE [P+]

I know of perl. I like perl. I just haven't learned much perl, but it is on my agenda.

GEEK GNU/LINUX CODE [L+]

I've managed to get GNU/Linux installed and even used it a few times. It seems like it is just another OS.

GEEK EMACS CODE [E?]

Emacs? I don't even know what that is...

GEEK WORLD WIDE WEB CODE [W++>$]

I have a homepage. I surf daily. My homepage is advertised in my .signature. But someday I'd like to say: "Getting paid for it!"

GEEK USENET CODE [N]

Usenet News? Sure, I read that once.

GEEK USENET ORACLE CODE [o?]

Usenet Oracle? I don't even know what that is...

GEEK KIBO CODE [K-]

I don't know who Kibo is.

GEEK MICROSOFT WINDOWS CODE [w]

Ok, so I use MS Windows, I don't have to like it.

GEEK OS/2 CODE [O?]

OS/2? I don't even know what that is...

GEEK MACINTOSH CODE [M--]

Macs do more than suck. They make a user stupid by allowing them to use the system without knowing what they are doing. Mac weenies have lower IQs than the fuzz in my navel.

GEEK VMS CODE [V?]

VMS? I don't even know what that is...

GEEK POLITICS & SOCIAL ISSUES CODE [PS--(---)>$]

My tendencies on this issue range from: "Oppose sex education, abortion rights, gay rights. Rush Limbaugh is my spokesman.", to: "Repent left-wing sinners and change your wicked evil ways. Buchanan/Robertson in '96." But someday I'd like to say: "Getting paid for it!"

GEEK POLITICS & ECONOMIC ISSUES CODE [PE+]

Balance the budget with spending cuts and an amendment.

GEEK CYPHERPUNKS CODE [Y+]

I have an interest and concern in privacy issues, but in reality I am not really all that active or vocal.

GEEK PGP CODE [PGP]

I've used it, but stopped long ago.

GEEK STAR TREK CODE [t(+)]

My tendencies on this issue range from: "It's just another TV show.", to: "It's a damn fine TV show and is one of the only things good on television any more."

GEEK BABYLON 5 CODE [5]

I've seen it, I am pretty indifferent to it.

GEEK X FILES CODE [X]

Ho hum. Just another Fox show.

GEEK ROLE-PLAYING CODE [R]

Role-Playing? That's just something to do to kill a Saturday afternoon.

GEEK TELEVISION CODE [tv+(+++)>$]

My tendencies on this issue range from: "I watch some tv every day.", to: "There's nothing I can experience "out there" that I can't see coming over my satellite dish. I wish there were MORE channels. I live for the O.J. Trial." But someday I'd like to say: "Getting paid for it!"

GEEK BOOKS CODE [b++(+)>$]

My tendencies on this issue range from: "I find the time to get through at least one new book a month.", to: "I enjoy reading, but don't get the time very often." But someday I'd like to say: "Getting paid for it!"

GEEK DILBERT CODE [DI++++>$]

I've received mail from Scott Adams. I'm in the DNRC (Dogbert's New Ruling Class). But someday I'd like to say: "Getting paid for it!"

GEEK DOOM CODE [D?]

Doom? I don't even know what that is...

THE GEEK CODE [G]

I know what the geek code is and even did up this code.

GEEK EDUCATION CODE [e-(*)]

My tendencies on this issue range from: "Haven't finished High School.", to: "I learned everything there is to know about life from the "Hitchhiker's Trilogy"."

GEEK HOUSING CODE [h!]

I am stuck living with my parents!

GEEK RELATIONSHIPS CODE [r]

I date periodically.

GEEK SEX CODE [!y+]

Sex? What's that? No experience, willing to learn!


-----BEGIN GEEK CODE BLOCK-----
Version: 3.1
GU d+(-) s++: a---(?)>$ C++ UL P+ L+ E? W++>$ N o? K- w O? M-- V?
PS--(---)>$ PE+ Y+ PGP t(+) 5 X R tv+(+++)>$ b++(+)>$ DI++++>$ D? G e-(*)
h! r !y+
------END GEEK CODE BLOCK------

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