Decoded Geek Code

GEEK TYPE CODE [GCC/IT/CM/CS/M/MU/O]

Geek of Communications, Geek of Information Technology, Geek of Computer Management, Geek of Computer Science, Geek of Math, Geek of Music, Geek of Other.

GEEK DRESS CODE [d--]

My t-shirts go a step further and have a trendy political message on them.

GEEK SHAPE CODE [s-:]

I look up to most people.

GEEK AGE CODE [a---]

My age is 15-19.

GEEK COMPUTERS CODE [C++++]

I'll be first in line to get the new cybernetic interface installed into my skull.

GEEK UNIX CODE [UL++++>$]

I use GNU/Linux exclusively. I am the sysadmin. If you try and crack my machine don't be surprised if the municipal works department gets an "accidental" computer-generated order to start a new landfill on your front lawn or your quota is reduced to 4K. But someday I'd like to say: "Getting paid for it!"

GEEK PERL CODE [P+++]

Perl is a very powerful programming tool. Not only do I no longer write shell scripts, I also no longer use awk or sed. I use Perl for all programs of less than a thousand lines.

GEEK GNU/LINUX CODE [L+++>$]

I use GNU/Linux exclusively on my system. I monitor comp.os.linux.* and even answer questions sometimes. But someday I'd like to say: "Getting paid for it!"

GEEK EMACS CODE [E----]

Emacs sucks! pico forever!!!

GEEK WORLD WIDE WEB CODE [W+++$]

I am a WebMaster. Don't even think about trying to view my homepage without the latest version of Netscape. When I'm not on my normal net connection, I surf the web using my Newton and a cellular modem. Getting paid for it!

GEEK USENET CODE [N--]

News sucks! 'Nuff said.

GEEK MICROSOFT WINDOWS CODE [w---]

Windows has set back the computing industry by at least 10 years. Bill Gates should be drawn, quartered, hung, shot, poisoned, disembowelled, and then REALLY hurt.

GEEK TELEVISION CODE [!tv]

I do not own a television.

GEEK BOOKS CODE [b+]

I enjoy reading, but don't get the time very often.

GEEK DOOM CODE [D+++>$]

I crank out PWAD files daily, complete with new monsters, weaponry, sounds and maps. I'm a DOOM God. I can solve the original maps in nightmare mode with my eyes closed. But someday I'd like to say: "Getting paid for it!"

GEEK EDUCATION CODE [e]

Finished High School.

GEEK RELATIONSHIPS CODE [r]

I date periodically.

GEEK SEX CODE [y+*]

Male. I've had real, live sex. I'm a pervert.


-----BEGIN GEEK CODE BLOCK-----
Version: 3.1
GCC/IT/CM/CS/M/MU/O d-- s-: a--- C++++ UL++++>$ P+++ L+++>$ E---- W+++$
N-- w--- !tv b+ D+++>$ e r y+*
------END GEEK CODE BLOCK------

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