Decoded Geek Code

GEEK TYPE CODE [GC/CM/CS/ED$/L/IT/M/MU/PA/P/S]

Geek of Classics, Geek of Computer Management, Geek of Computer Science, Geek of Education Getting paid for it!, Geek of Literature, Geek of Information Technology, Geek of Math, Geek of Music, Geek of Performing Arts, Geek of Philosophy, Geek of Science (Physics, Chemistry, Biology, etc.).

GEEK DRESS CODE [d?]

I have no idea what I am wearing right now, let alone what I wore yesterday.

GEEK SHAPE CODE [s+:-]

I'm a little taller than most. Everyone tells me to gain a few pounds.

GEEK AGE CODE [a-]

My age is 25-29.

GEEK COMPUTERS CODE [C++(---)]

My tendencies on this issue range from: "Computers are a large part of my existence. When I get up in the morning, the first thing I do is log myself in. I play games or mud on weekends, but still manage to stay off of academic probation.", to: "If you even mention computers, I will rip your head off!"

GEEK UNIX CODE [UL*++++]

I use GNU/Linux and some other(s) not listed. I am the sysadmin. If you try and crack my machine don't be surprised if the municipal works department gets an "accidental" computer-generated order to start a new landfill on your front lawn or your quota is reduced to 4K.

GEEK PERL CODE [P+>++(--)]

I know of perl. I like perl. I just haven't learned much perl, but it is on my agenda. But someday I'd like to say: "My tendencies on this issue range from: "Perl is a powerful programming tool. I don't write shell scripts anymore because I write them in Perl.", to: "Perl users are sick, twisted programmers who are just showing off.""

GEEK GNU/LINUX CODE [L++]

I use GNU/Linux ALMOST exclusively on my system. I've given up trying to achieve GNU/Linux.God status, but welcome the OS as a replacement for DOS. I only boot to DOS to play games.

GEEK EMACS CODE [E----]

Emacs sucks! pico forever!!!

GEEK WORLD WIDE WEB CODE [W+++]

I am a WebMaster. Don't even think about trying to view my homepage without the latest version of Netscape. When I'm not on my normal net connection, I surf the web using my Newton and a cellular modem.

GEEK USENET CODE [N++]

I read all the news in a select handful of groups.

GEEK USENET ORACLE CODE [o+++]

I was a Priest, but have retired.

GEEK KIBO CODE [K]

I know who Kibo is.

GEEK MICROSOFT WINDOWS CODE [w]

Ok, so I use MS Windows, I don't have to like it.

GEEK OS/2 CODE [O--]

I can't even get the thing to install!

GEEK MACINTOSH CODE [!M]

I refuse to categorize myself on Macintosh.

GEEK VMS CODE [V--]

I would rather smash my head repeatedly into a brick wall than suffer the agony of working with VMS. It's reminiscent of a dead and decaying pile of moose droppings. Unix rules the universe.

GEEK POLITICS & SOCIAL ISSUES CODE [PS+(-)]

My tendencies on this issue range from: "My whole concept of liberalism is that nobody has the right to tell anybody else what to do, on either side of the political fence. If you don't like it, turn the bloody channel.", to: "Label records! Keep dirty stuff off the TV and the Internet."

GEEK POLITICS & ECONOMIC ISSUES CODE [PE]

Distrust both government and business.

GEEK CYPHERPUNKS CODE [Y++]

I am on the cypherpunks mailing list and active around Usenet. I never miss an opportunity to talk about the evils of Clipper and ITAR and the NSA. Orwell's 1984 is more than a story, it is a warning to our's and future generations. I'm a member of the EFF.

GEEK PGP CODE [PGP+>+++]

"Finger me for my public key". But someday I'd like to say: "I don't send or answer mail that is not encrypted, or at the very least signed. If you are reading this without decrypting it first, something is wrong. IT DIDN'T COME FROM ME!"

GEEK STAR TREK CODE [t+(++)]

My tendencies on this issue range from: "It's a damn fine TV show and is one of the only things good on television any more.", to: "It's the best show around. I have all the episodes and the movies on tape and can quote entire scenes verbatim. I've built a few of the model kits too. But you'll never catch me at one of those conventions. Those people are kooks."

GEEK BABYLON 5 CODE [5-]

This show is sub-par. The acting is wooden, the special effects are obviously poor quality. In general, it seems like a very cheap Star Trek ripoff.

GEEK X FILES CODE [X+]

I've Converted my family and watch the show when I remember. It's really kinda fun.

GEEK ROLE-PLAYING CODE [R*]

I thought life WAS role-playing?

GEEK TELEVISION CODE [tv++]

I just leave the tv on, to make sure I don't miss anything.

GEEK BOOKS CODE [b+++>++++]

I consume a few books a week as part of a staple diet. But someday I'd like to say: "I read a book a day. I have library cards in three states. I have discount cards from every major bookstore. I've ordered books from another country to get my Favorite Author Fix."

GEEK DILBERT CODE [DI++++]

I've received mail from Scott Adams. I'm in the DNRC (Dogbert's New Ruling Class).

GEEK DOOM CODE [D++]

I've played the shareware version and bought the real one and I'm actually pretty good at the game. I occasionally download PWAD files and play them too.

THE GEEK CODE [G(-)]

My tendencies on this issue range from: "I know what the geek code is and even did up this code.", to: "What a tremendous waste of time this Geek Code is."

GEEK EDUCATION CODE [e*>++++]

I learned everything there is to know about life from the "Hitchhiker's Trilogy". But someday I'd like to say: "Managed to get my Ph.D."

GEEK HOUSING CODE [h+()]

My tendencies on this issue range from: "Living alone, get out once a week to buy food, no more than once a month to do laundry. All surfaces covered.", to: "Friends come over to visit every once in a while to talk about Geek things. There is a place for them to sit."

GEEK RELATIONSHIPS CODE [r%]

I was going out with someone, but the asshole dumped me.

GEEK SEX CODE [y++**]

Male. I was once referred to as 'easy'. I have no idea where that might have come from though. I've been known to make perverts look like angels.


-----BEGIN GEEK CODE BLOCK-----
Version: 3.1
GC/CM/CS/ED$/L/IT/M/MU/PA/P/S d? s+:- a- C++(---) UL*++++ P+>++(--) L++
E---- W+++ N++ o+++ K w O-- !M V-- PS+(-) PE Y++ PGP+>+++ t+(++) 5- X+ R*
tv++ b+++>++++ DI++++ D++ G(-) e*>++++ h+() r% y++**
------END GEEK CODE BLOCK------

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