Decoded Geek Code

GEEK TYPE CODE [GCS/FA]

Geek of Computer Science, Geek of Fine Arts.

GEEK DRESS CODE [d(++)]

My tendencies on this issue range from: "I dress a lot like those found in catalog ads. Bland, boring, without life or meaning.", to: "I tend to wear conservative dress such as a business suit or worse, a tie."

GEEK SHAPE CODE [s:>:-]

I'm an average geek. But someday I'd like to say: "Everyone tells me to gain a few pounds."

GEEK AGE CODE [a+]

My age is 40-49.

GEEK COMPUTERS CODE [C+++(++++)]

My tendencies on this issue range from: "You mean there is life outside of Internet? You're shittin' me! I haven't dragged myself to class in weeks.", to: "I'll be first in line to get the new cybernetic interface installed into my skull."

GEEK UNIX CODE [ULAUS+]

I use GNU/Linux, AIX, Ultrix and SunOS/Solaris. I not only have a unix account, but I slam VMS any chance I get.

GEEK PERL CODE [P++]

Perl is a powerful programming tool. I don't write shell scripts anymore because I write them in Perl.

GEEK GNU/LINUX CODE [L+]

I've managed to get GNU/Linux installed and even used it a few times. It seems like it is just another OS.

GEEK EMACS CODE [E+++]

Emacs is my login shell!! M-x doctor is my psychologist! I use emacs to control my TV and toaster oven! All you vi people don't know what you're missing! I read alt.relgion.emacs, alt.sex.emacs, and comp.os.emacs.

GEEK WORLD WIDE WEB CODE [W++(+++)]

My tendencies on this issue range from: "I have a homepage. I surf daily. My homepage is advertised in my .signature.", to: "I am a WebMaster. Don't even think about trying to view my homepage without the latest version of Netscape. When I'm not on my normal net connection, I surf the web using my Newton and a cellular modem."

GEEK USENET CODE [N(+)]

My tendencies on this issue range from: "Usenet News? Sure, I read that once.", to: "I read news recreationally when I have some time to kill."

GEEK USENET ORACLE CODE [o+]

I have been incarnated at least once.

GEEK KIBO CODE [K]

I know who Kibo is.

GEEK MICROSOFT WINDOWS CODE [w++]

I write MS Windows programs in C and think about using C++ someday. I've written at least one DLL.

GEEK OS/2 CODE [O---]

Windows RULES!!! Long live Bill Gates. (See w++++).

GEEK MACINTOSH CODE [M--]

Macs do more than suck. They make a user stupid by allowing them to use the system without knowing what they are doing. Mac weenies have lower IQs than the fuzz in my navel.

GEEK VMS CODE [V]

I've used VMS.

GEEK POLITICS & SOCIAL ISSUES CODE [PS+]

My whole concept of liberalism is that nobody has the right to tell anybody else what to do, on either side of the political fence. If you don't like it, turn the bloody channel.

GEEK POLITICS & ECONOMIC ISSUES CODE [PE+]

Balance the budget with spending cuts and an amendment.

GEEK CYPHERPUNKS CODE [Y+]

I have an interest and concern in privacy issues, but in reality I am not really all that active or vocal.

GEEK PGP CODE [PGP--]

I feel that the glory of the Internet is in the anarchic, trusting environment that so nurtures the exchange of information. Encryption just bogs that down.

GEEK STAR TREK CODE [t++]

It's the best show around. I have all the episodes and the movies on tape and can quote entire scenes verbatim. I've built a few of the model kits too. But you'll never catch me at one of those conventions. Those people are kooks.

GEEK BABYLON 5 CODE [5?]

Babylon 5? I don't even know what that is...

GEEK X FILES CODE [X+++@]

This is the BEST show on TV, and it's about time. I've seen everything David Duchovny and Gillian Anderson have ever done that been recorded and I'm a loyal Duchovny/ Gillian Anderson fan. I've Converted at least 10 people. I have every episode at SP, debate the fine details on-line, and have a credit for at least 2 YAXAs. But that varies...

GEEK ROLE-PLAYING CODE [R-@]

Gosh, what an utter waste of time! But that varies...

GEEK TELEVISION CODE [tv+]

I watch some tv every day.

GEEK BOOKS CODE [b++(+++)]

My tendencies on this issue range from: "I find the time to get through at least one new book a month.", to: "I consume a few books a week as part of a staple diet."

GEEK DILBERT CODE [DI+++]

I am a Dilbert prototype.

GEEK DOOM CODE [D--(+++)]

My tendencies on this issue range from: "It's an overly-violent game and pure crap.", to: "I crank out PWAD files daily, complete with new monsters, weaponry, sounds and maps. I'm a DOOM God. I can solve the original maps in nightmare mode with my eyes closed."

THE GEEK CODE [G++]

I know what each letter means, but sometimes have to look up the specifics.

GEEK EDUCATION CODE [e++++]

Managed to get my Ph.D.

GEEK HOUSING CODE [h----]

Married with children - Al Bundy can sympathize.

GEEK RELATIONSHIPS CODE [r+++]

Found someone, dated, and am now married.

GEEK SEX CODE [y+++]

Male. I'm married, so I can get it (theoretically) whenever I want.


-----BEGIN GEEK CODE BLOCK-----
Version: 3.1
GCS/FA d(++) s:>:- a+ C+++(++++) ULAUS+ P++ L+ E+++ W++(+++) N(+) o+ K w++
O--- M-- V PS+ PE+ Y+ PGP-- t++ 5? X+++@ R-@ tv+ b++(+++) DI+++ D--(+++)
G++ e++++ h---- r+++ y+++
------END GEEK CODE BLOCK------

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