Decoded Geek Code

GEEK TYPE CODE [GCS/IT]

Geek of Computer Science, Geek of Information Technology.

GEEK DRESS CODE [d-]

I'm usually in jeans and a t-shirt.

GEEK SHAPE CODE [s++>+]

I'm a linebacker candidate. But someday I'd like to say: "I'm a little rounder than most."

GEEK AGE CODE [a--]

My age is 20-24.

GEEK COMPUTERS CODE [C++++$]

I'll be first in line to get the new cybernetic interface installed into my skull. Getting paid for it!

GEEK UNIX CODE [UL>++]

I use GNU/Linux exclusively. I have a unix account to do my stuff in. But someday I'd like to say: "I've get the entire admin ticked off at me because I am always using all of the CPU time and trying to run programs that I don't have access to. I'm going to try cracking /etc/passwd next week, just don't tell anyone."

GEEK PERL CODE [P]

I know Perl exists, but that's all.

GEEK GNU/LINUX CODE [L+>++]

I've managed to get GNU/Linux installed and even used it a few times. It seems like it is just another OS. But someday I'd like to say: "I use GNU/Linux ALMOST exclusively on my system. I've given up trying to achieve GNU/Linux.God status, but welcome the OS as a replacement for DOS. I only boot to DOS to play games."

GEEK EMACS CODE [!E-]

I refuse to categorize myself on Emacs. But if I did participate in this category, I would characterize myself as follows: "Emacs is too big and bloated for my tastes"

GEEK WORLD WIDE WEB CODE [W++]

I have a homepage. I surf daily. My homepage is advertised in my .signature.

GEEK USENET CODE [N@]

Usenet News? Sure, I read that once. But that varies...

GEEK USENET ORACLE CODE [o?]

Usenet Oracle? I don't even know what that is...

GEEK KIBO CODE [K?]

Kibo? I don't even know what that is...

GEEK MICROSOFT WINDOWS CODE [w+]

I have installed my own custom sounds, wallpaper, and screen savers so my PC walks and talks like a fun house. Oh yeah, I have a hundred TrueType(tm) fonts that I've installed but never used. I never lose Minesweeper and Solitaire

GEEK OS/2 CODE [!O]

I refuse to categorize myself on OS/2.

GEEK MACINTOSH CODE [!M--]

I refuse to categorize myself on Macintosh. But if I did participate in this category, I would characterize myself as follows: "Macs do more than suck. They make a user stupid by allowing them to use the system without knowing what they are doing. Mac weenies have lower IQs than the fuzz in my navel."

GEEK VMS CODE [V?]

VMS? I don't even know what that is...

GEEK POLITICS & SOCIAL ISSUES CODE [PS+@]

My whole concept of liberalism is that nobody has the right to tell anybody else what to do, on either side of the political fence. If you don't like it, turn the bloody channel. But that varies...

GEEK POLITICS & ECONOMIC ISSUES CODE [PE-]

It's ok to increase government spending, so we can help more poor people. Tax the rich! Cut the defense budget!

GEEK CYPHERPUNKS CODE [Y++]

I am on the cypherpunks mailing list and active around Usenet. I never miss an opportunity to talk about the evils of Clipper and ITAR and the NSA. Orwell's 1984 is more than a story, it is a warning to our's and future generations. I'm a member of the EFF.

GEEK PGP CODE [PGP++]

I have the most recent version and use it regularly.

GEEK STAR TREK CODE [t+]

It's a damn fine TV show and is one of the only things good on television any more.

GEEK BABYLON 5 CODE [!5]

I refuse to categorize myself on Babylon 5.

GEEK X FILES CODE [X]

Ho hum. Just another Fox show.

GEEK ROLE-PLAYING CODE [!R-]

I refuse to categorize myself on Role-Playing. But if I did participate in this category, I would characterize myself as follows: "Gosh, what an utter waste of time!"

GEEK TELEVISION CODE [tv--()]

My tendencies on this issue range from: "I turn my tv on during natural disasters.", to: "I watch only the shows that are actually worthwhile, such as those found on PBS."

GEEK BOOKS CODE [b++]

I find the time to get through at least one new book a month.

GEEK DILBERT CODE [DI(+)]

My tendencies on this issue range from: "I read Dilbert infrequently, rarely understanding it.", to: "I read Dilbert daily, often understanding it."

GEEK DOOM CODE [D+(++)]

My tendencies on this issue range from: "It's a fun, action game that is a nice diversion on a lazy afternoon.", to: "I've played the shareware version and bought the real one and I'm actually pretty good at the game. I occasionally download PWAD files and play them too."

THE GEEK CODE [G]

I know what the geek code is and even did up this code.

GEEK EDUCATION CODE [e]

Finished High School.

GEEK HOUSING CODE [h>++]

Friends come over to visit every once in a while to talk about Geek things. There is a place for them to sit. But someday I'd like to say: "Living in a cave with 47 computers and an Internet feed, located near a Dominoes pizza. See !d."

GEEK RELATIONSHIPS CODE [!r]

I've never had a relationship.

GEEK SEX CODE [y+*]

Male. I've had real, live sex. I'm a pervert.


-----BEGIN GEEK CODE BLOCK-----
Version: 3.1
GCS/IT d- s++>+ a-- C++++$ UL>++ P L+>++ !E- W++ N@ o? K? w+ !O !M-- V?
PS+@ PE- Y++ PGP++ t+ !5 X !R- tv--() b++ DI(+) D+(++) G e h>++ !r y+*
------END GEEK CODE BLOCK------

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