Decoded Geek Code
GEEK TYPE CODE [GCS]
Geek of Computer Science.
GEEK DRESS CODE [d-]
I'm usually in jeans and a t-shirt.
GEEK SHAPE CODE [s+:]
I'm a little taller than most.
GEEK AGE CODE [a]
My age is 30-39.
GEEK COMPUTERS CODE [C++++>+++]
I'll be first in line to get the new cybernetic interface installed
into my skull. But someday I'd like to say: "You mean there is
life outside of Internet? You're shittin' me! I haven't dragged
myself to class in weeks."
GEEK UNIX CODE [UL++++]
I use GNU/Linux exclusively. I am the sysadmin. If you try and
crack my machine don't be surprised if the municipal works
department gets an "accidental" computer-generated order to start a
new landfill on your front lawn or your quota is reduced to 4K.
GEEK PERL CODE [P+++]
Perl is a very powerful programming tool. Not only do I no longer
write shell scripts, I also no longer use awk or sed. I use Perl
for all programs of less than a thousand lines.
GEEK GNU/LINUX CODE [L++>++++$]
I use GNU/Linux ALMOST exclusively on my system. I've given up
trying to achieve GNU/Linux.God status, but welcome the OS as a
replacement for DOS. I only boot to DOS to play games. But someday
I'd like to say: "I am a GNU/Linux wizard. I munch C code for
breakfast and have enough room left over for a kernel debugging. I
have so many patches installed that I lost track about ten versions
ago. GNU/Linux newbies consider me a net.god. Getting paid for
GEEK EMACS CODE [E----]
Emacs sucks! pico forever!!!
GEEK WORLD WIDE WEB CODE [W+++]
I am a WebMaster. Don't even think about trying to view my homepage
without the latest version of Netscape. When I'm not on my normal
net connection, I surf the web using my Newton and a cellular modem.
GEEK USENET CODE [N++]
I read all the news in a select handful of groups.
GEEK MICROSOFT WINDOWS CODE [w++>+++++$]
I write MS Windows programs in C and think about using C++ someday.
I've written at least one DLL. But someday I'd like to say: "I am
Bill Gates Getting paid for it!"
GEEK MACINTOSH CODE [M->+]
Macs suck. All real geeks have a character prompt. But someday I'd
like to say: "A Mac has it's uses and I use it quite often."
GEEK POLITICS & SOCIAL ISSUES CODE [PS++]
I give to liberal causes. I march for gay rights. I'm a card
carrying member of the ACLU. Keep abortion safe and legal.
GEEK POLITICS & ECONOMIC ISSUES CODE [PE+]
Balance the budget with spending cuts and an amendment.
GEEK CYPHERPUNKS CODE [Y++]
I am on the cypherpunks mailing list and active around Usenet. I
never miss an opportunity to talk about the evils of Clipper and
ITAR and the NSA. Orwell's 1984 is more than a story, it is a
warning to our's and future generations. I'm a member of the EFF.
GEEK PGP CODE [PGP+]
"Finger me for my public key".
GEEK STAR TREK CODE [t+]
It's a damn fine TV show and is one of the only things good on
television any more.
GEEK BABYLON 5 CODE 
I've seen it, I am pretty indifferent to it.
GEEK X FILES CODE [X]
Ho hum. Just another Fox show.
GEEK ROLE-PLAYING CODE [R*]
I thought life WAS role-playing?
GEEK TELEVISION CODE [tv]
I watch only the shows that are actually worthwhile, such as those
found on PBS.
GEEK BOOKS CODE [b+]
I enjoy reading, but don't get the time very often.
GEEK DILBERT CODE [DI+++]
I am a Dilbert prototype.
GEEK DOOM CODE [D++]
I've played the shareware version and bought the real one and I'm
actually pretty good at the game. I occasionally download PWAD
files and play them too.
THE GEEK CODE [G]
I know what the geek code is and even did up this code.
GEEK EDUCATION CODE [e++]
Got a Baccalaureate degree.
GEEK HOUSING CODE [h]
Friends come over to visit every once in a while to talk about Geek
things. There is a place for them to sit.
GEEK RELATIONSHIPS CODE [r]
I date periodically.
GEEK SEX CODE [y+(**)]
Male. My tendencies on this issue range from: "I've had real, live
sex.", to: "I've been known to make perverts look like angels."
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GCS d- s+: a C++++>+++ UL++++ P+++ L++>++++$ E---- W+++ N++ w++>+++++$
M->+ PS++ PE+ Y++ PGP+ t+ 5 X R* tv b+ DI+++ D++ G e++ h r y+(**)
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