Decoded Geek Code

GEEK TYPE CODE [GH/AT]

Geek of Humanities, Geek of All Trades.

GEEK DRESS CODE [d-()]

My tendencies on this issue range from: "I'm usually in jeans and a t-shirt.", to: "I dress a lot like those found in catalog ads. Bland, boring, without life or meaning."

GEEK SHAPE CODE [s:+>:]

I'm a little rounder than most. But someday I'd like to say: "I'm an average geek."

GEEK AGE CODE [a>?]

My age is 30-39. But someday I'd like to say: "I am immortal."

GEEK COMPUTERS CODE [C++]

Computers are a large part of my existence. When I get up in the morning, the first thing I do is log myself in. I play games or mud on weekends, but still manage to stay off of academic probation.

GEEK UNIX CODE [UI(S)]

I use IRIX and SunOS/Solaris. My tendencies on this issue range from: "I have a unix account to do my stuff in.", to: "I have a unix account to do my stuff in."

GEEK PERL CODE [P+]

I know of perl. I like perl. I just haven't learned much perl, but it is on my agenda.

GEEK GNU/LINUX CODE [L]

I know what GNU/Linux is, but that's about all.

GEEK EMACS CODE [!E]

I refuse to categorize myself on Emacs.

GEEK WORLD WIDE WEB CODE [W++]

I have a homepage. I surf daily. My homepage is advertised in my .signature.

GEEK USENET CODE [N+]

I read news recreationally when I have some time to kill.

GEEK USENET ORACLE CODE [o++]

I have made the Best Of Oracularities.

GEEK KIBO CODE [K?]

Kibo? I don't even know what that is...

GEEK MICROSOFT WINDOWS CODE [w--]

MS Windows is a joke operating system. Hell, it's not even an operating system. NT is Not Tough enough for me either. 95 is how may times it will crash an hour.

GEEK MACINTOSH CODE [M++]

I am a Mac guru. Anything those DOS putzes and unix nerds can do, I can do better, and if not, I'll write the damn software to do it.

GEEK POLITICS & SOCIAL ISSUES CODE [PS++]

I give to liberal causes. I march for gay rights. I'm a card carrying member of the ACLU. Keep abortion safe and legal.

GEEK POLITICS & ECONOMIC ISSUES CODE [PE-]

It's ok to increase government spending, so we can help more poor people. Tax the rich! Cut the defense budget!

GEEK CYPHERPUNKS CODE [Y+]

I have an interest and concern in privacy issues, but in reality I am not really all that active or vocal.

GEEK STAR TREK CODE [t(+)]

My tendencies on this issue range from: "It's just another TV show.", to: "It's a damn fine TV show and is one of the only things good on television any more."

GEEK BABYLON 5 CODE [5?]

Babylon 5? I don't even know what that is...

GEEK X FILES CODE [X-]

It's ok if you like paranoia and conspiracy stories, but, let's face it, it's crap.

GEEK ROLE-PLAYING CODE [R]

Role-Playing? That's just something to do to kill a Saturday afternoon.

GEEK TELEVISION CODE [!tv]

I do not own a television.

GEEK BOOKS CODE [b+++]

I consume a few books a week as part of a staple diet.

GEEK DILBERT CODE [DI+@]

I read Dilbert daily, often understanding it. But that varies...

GEEK DOOM CODE [D---(--)]

My tendencies on this issue range from: "To hell with Doom, I miss Zork.", to: "It's an overly-violent game and pure crap."

THE GEEK CODE [G]

I know what the geek code is and even did up this code.

GEEK EDUCATION CODE [e++++(*)]

My tendencies on this issue range from: "Managed to get my Ph.D.", to: "I learned everything there is to know about life from the "Hitchhiker's Trilogy"."

GEEK HOUSING CODE [h(*)]

My tendencies on this issue range from: "Friends come over to visit every once in a while to talk about Geek things. There is a place for them to sit.", to: "I'm not sure where I live anymore. This lab/workplace seems like home to me."

GEEK SEX CODE [z?]

Gender undisclosed. It's none of your business what my sex life is like.


-----BEGIN GEEK CODE BLOCK-----
Version: 3.1
GH/AT d-() s:+>: a>? C++ UI(S) P+ L !E W++ N+ o++ K? w-- M++ PS++ PE- Y+
t(+) 5? X- R !tv b+++ DI+@ D---(--) G e++++(*) h(*) z?
------END GEEK CODE BLOCK------

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