Decoded Geek Code

GEEK TYPE CODE [GIT/M/MU/S]

Geek of Information Technology, Geek of Math, Geek of Music, Geek of Science (Physics, Chemistry, Biology, etc.).

GEEK DRESS CODE [!d-(+)>--$x]

No clothing. Quite a fashion statement, don't you think? But if I did participate in this category, I would characterize myself as follows: "My tendencies on this issue range from: "I'm usually in jeans and a t-shirt.", to: "Good leisure-wear. Slacks, button- shirt, etc. No jeans, tennis shoes, or t-shirts." But someday I'd like to say: "My t-shirts go a step further and have a trendy political message on them. Getting paid for it! Cross Dresser""

GEEK SHAPE CODE [s:]

I'm an average geek.

GEEK AGE CODE [a?]

I am immortal.

GEEK COMPUTERS CODE [C++>---]

Computers are a large part of my existence. When I get up in the morning, the first thing I do is log myself in. I play games or mud on weekends, but still manage to stay off of academic probation. But someday I'd like to say: "If you even mention computers, I will rip your head off!"

GEEK UNIX CODE [U]

I have a unix account to do my stuff in.

GEEK PERL CODE [P++]

Perl is a powerful programming tool. I don't write shell scripts anymore because I write them in Perl.

GEEK GNU/LINUX CODE [L+>+++]

I've managed to get GNU/Linux installed and even used it a few times. It seems like it is just another OS. But someday I'd like to say: "I use GNU/Linux exclusively on my system. I monitor comp.os.linux.* and even answer questions sometimes."

GEEK EMACS CODE [E---]

Emacs sucks! vi forever!!!

GEEK WORLD WIDE WEB CODE [W+++]

I am a WebMaster. Don't even think about trying to view my homepage without the latest version of Netscape. When I'm not on my normal net connection, I surf the web using my Newton and a cellular modem.

GEEK USENET CODE [N]

Usenet News? Sure, I read that once.

GEEK USENET ORACLE CODE [o-]

I sent my question to the wrong group and got flamed.

GEEK KIBO CODE [K-]

I don't know who Kibo is.

GEEK MICROSOFT WINDOWS CODE [w++$>-]

I write MS Windows programs in C and think about using C++ someday. I've written at least one DLL. Getting paid for it! But someday I'd like to say: "I'm still trying to install MS Windows and have at least one peripheral that never works right"

GEEK OS/2 CODE [!O+]

I refuse to categorize myself on OS/2. But if I did participate in this category, I would characterize myself as follows: "I keep a DOS partition on my hard drive "just in case". I'm afraid to try HPFS."

GEEK MACINTOSH CODE [!M]

I refuse to categorize myself on Macintosh.

GEEK VMS CODE [!V?]

I refuse to categorize myself on VMS. VMS? I don't even know what that is...

GEEK POLITICS & SOCIAL ISSUES CODE [PS+?]

My whole concept of liberalism is that nobody has the right to tell anybody else what to do, on either side of the political fence. If you don't like it, turn the bloody channel. Politics & Social Issues? I don't even know what that is...

GEEK POLITICS & ECONOMIC ISSUES CODE [PE-]

It's ok to increase government spending, so we can help more poor people. Tax the rich! Cut the defense budget!

GEEK CYPHERPUNKS CODE [Y+?>+++]

I have an interest and concern in privacy issues, but in reality I am not really all that active or vocal. Cypherpunks? I don't even know what that is... But someday I'd like to say: "I am T.C. May"

GEEK PGP CODE [!PGP]

I refuse to categorize myself on PGP.

GEEK STAR TREK CODE [t+]

It's a damn fine TV show and is one of the only things good on television any more.

GEEK BABYLON 5 CODE [5?]

Babylon 5? I don't even know what that is...

GEEK X FILES CODE [X?]

X Files? I don't even know what that is...

GEEK ROLE-PLAYING CODE [R]

Role-Playing? That's just something to do to kill a Saturday afternoon.

GEEK TELEVISION CODE [tv-]

I watch tv for the news and 'special programming.'

GEEK BOOKS CODE [b++]

I find the time to get through at least one new book a month.

GEEK DILBERT CODE [DI+]

I read Dilbert daily, often understanding it.

GEEK DOOM CODE [!D]

I refuse to categorize myself on Doom.

THE GEEK CODE [G]

I know what the geek code is and even did up this code.

GEEK EDUCATION CODE [e]

Finished High School.

GEEK HOUSING CODE [h-]

Living with one or more registered Geeks.

GEEK RELATIONSHIPS CODE [r]

I date periodically.

GEEK SEX CODE [y++]

Male. I was once referred to as 'easy'. I have no idea where that might have come from though.


-----BEGIN GEEK CODE BLOCK-----
Version: 3.1
GIT/M/MU/S !d-(+)>--$x s: a? C++>--- U P++ L+>+++ E--- W+++ N o- K- w++$>-
!O+ !M !V? PS+? PE- Y+?>+++ !PGP t+ 5? X? R tv- b++ DI+ !D G e h- r y++
------END GEEK CODE BLOCK------

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