Decoded Geek Code

GEEK TYPE CODE [GL/MD/SS@]

Geek of Literature, Geek of Medicine, Geek of Social Science (Psychology, Sociology, etc.) But that varies....

GEEK DRESS CODE [d-(--)]

My tendencies on this issue range from: "I'm usually in jeans and a t-shirt.", to: "My t-shirts go a step further and have a trendy political message on them."

GEEK SHAPE CODE [s-:+]

I look up to most people. I'm a little rounder than most.

GEEK AGE CODE [a--]

My age is 20-24.

GEEK COMPUTERS CODE [C++(++++)]

My tendencies on this issue range from: "Computers are a large part of my existence. When I get up in the morning, the first thing I do is log myself in. I play games or mud on weekends, but still manage to stay off of academic probation.", to: "I'll be first in line to get the new cybernetic interface installed into my skull."

GEEK UNIX CODE [!U]

I refuse to categorize myself on UNIX.

GEEK PERL CODE [P]

I know Perl exists, but that's all.

GEEK GNU/LINUX CODE [L]

I know what GNU/Linux is, but that's about all.

GEEK EMACS CODE [!E]

I refuse to categorize myself on Emacs.

GEEK WORLD WIDE WEB CODE [W++]

I have a homepage. I surf daily. My homepage is advertised in my .signature.

GEEK USENET CODE [N+]

I read news recreationally when I have some time to kill.

GEEK USENET ORACLE CODE [!o]

I refuse to categorize myself on Usenet Oracle.

GEEK KIBO CODE [K-]

I don't know who Kibo is.

GEEK MICROSOFT WINDOWS CODE [w+(++)]

My tendencies on this issue range from: "I have installed my own custom sounds, wallpaper, and screen savers so my PC walks and talks like a fun house. Oh yeah, I have a hundred TrueType(tm) fonts that I've installed but never used. I never lose Minesweeper and Solitaire", to: "I write MS Windows programs in C and think about using C++ someday. I've written at least one DLL."

GEEK OS/2 CODE [O--]

I can't even get the thing to install!

GEEK MACINTOSH CODE [M]

I use a Mac, but I'm pretty indifferent about it.

GEEK VMS CODE [V?]

VMS? I don't even know what that is...

GEEK POLITICS & SOCIAL ISSUES CODE [PS++]

I give to liberal causes. I march for gay rights. I'm a card carrying member of the ACLU. Keep abortion safe and legal.

GEEK POLITICS & ECONOMIC ISSUES CODE [PE]

Distrust both government and business.

GEEK CYPHERPUNKS CODE [Y+]

I have an interest and concern in privacy issues, but in reality I am not really all that active or vocal.

GEEK PGP CODE [PGP]

I've used it, but stopped long ago.

GEEK STAR TREK CODE [t++(+++)@]

My tendencies on this issue range from: "It's the best show around. I have all the episodes and the movies on tape and can quote entire scenes verbatim. I've built a few of the model kits too. But you'll never catch me at one of those conventions. Those people are kooks.", to: "It's not just a TV show, it's a religion. I know all about warp field dynamics and the principles behind the transporter. I have memorized the TECH manual. I speak Klingon. I go to cons with Vulcan ears on. I have no life." But that varies...

GEEK BABYLON 5 CODE [5]

I've seen it, I am pretty indifferent to it.

GEEK X FILES CODE [X+]

I've Converted my family and watch the show when I remember. It's really kinda fun.

GEEK ROLE-PLAYING CODE [R+]

I've got my weekly sessions set up and a character that I know better than I know myself.

GEEK TELEVISION CODE [tv+(++)]

My tendencies on this issue range from: "I watch some tv every day.", to: "I just leave the tv on, to make sure I don't miss anything."

GEEK BOOKS CODE [b+++(++)]

My tendencies on this issue range from: "I consume a few books a week as part of a staple diet.", to: "I find the time to get through at least one new book a month."

GEEK DILBERT CODE [DI+]

I read Dilbert daily, often understanding it.

GEEK DOOM CODE [D+(++)]

My tendencies on this issue range from: "It's a fun, action game that is a nice diversion on a lazy afternoon.", to: "I've played the shareware version and bought the real one and I'm actually pretty good at the game. I occasionally download PWAD files and play them too."

THE GEEK CODE [G++]

I know what each letter means, but sometimes have to look up the specifics.

GEEK EDUCATION CODE [e>+++]

Finished High School. But someday I'd like to say: "Got a Masters degree."

GEEK HOUSING CODE [!h]

I am stuck living with my parents!

GEEK RELATIONSHIPS CODE [r%>+++]

I was going out with someone, but the asshole dumped me. But someday I'd like to say: "Found someone, dated, and am now married."

GEEK SEX CODE [x+]

Female. I've had real, live sex.


-----BEGIN GEEK CODE BLOCK-----
Version: 3.1
GL/MD/SS@ d-(--) s-:+ a-- C++(++++) !U P L !E W++ N+ !o K- w+(++) O-- M V?
PS++ PE Y+ PGP t++(+++)@ 5 X+ R+ tv+(++) b+++(++) DI+ D+(++) G++ e>+++ !h
r%>+++ x+
------END GEEK CODE BLOCK------

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